hey tumblr give me some advice
i’m a month away from quitting my job. there’s this guy who’s been there as long as i have and he’s super cute. we’re friendly to each other but we never work enough together to really chat that much. a coworker even thought of setting us up together, but nothing ever came of it.
i’m leaving in a month. he’s sexy. i haven’t had sex in a millenia.
how do i propose a sexual relationship with a coworker without being creepy and weird?
I’M VERY INTERESTING(pleaseloveme)
BOYS TO AVOID:
-boys that are against feminism
-boys that call girls sluts and whores
-boys that think a vagina gets loose after having a lot of sex
-white boys that use the n word
-boys that fall asleep after sex without making sure their partner is satisfied
-boys that insult others to compliment you
-boys that insult anyone
-boys that are rude to their parents
-anyone who’s rude to customer service
"I should probably masturbate"
i’m such an awkward stoner lump of awkward